What's He Still Doing Here?

(That's funny, I remember asking the same question during the last year of Clinton's second term.)

I mean, I'd be in favor of letting Spitzer stay, if it weren't for the fact I've started a campaign to expand the list of deadly sins, with Hypocrisy taking the #1 spot.

It is hard not to think of his Lt. Governor's legal blindness as some kind of metaphoric wish fulfillment.

Update: I guess he reads The Next Best Thing. Next order of business: anyone want to start a band with me called Client 9?